Should really give these two naaaames
favorite dragon age mp art so far
tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
here you go
"jlaw isn’t a slut and didn’t deserve to have her nudes leaked"
"she’s such a decent person"
Things Solas is:
- Interested in elves
Things Solas is not:
- A beacon of homophobic sentiment
- Any less of a good character
- The death knell of LGBTQ+ representation in video games as we know it
- An anti-human racist (not that we know of, anyway)
- A collection of pixels meant to pander to your every whim
Sometimes, a cake is just a cake.
decided to make mini headcanon reference sheets for the golden trio if only to keep my colours consistent— but i ended up getting a bit silly with it. oops.
Bioware employee 1: Bob. It’s time.
Bioware employee 2: please no.. im not ready..
Bioware employee 1: We have to reveal another love interest
Bioware employee 2:you dont understand.. the fans.. they are crazy
Bioware employee 1: WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW, BOB.
Bioware employee 2: o h god …tell ym wi fe. .. i lvoe her …
[Bob posts facebook status revealing LI]
Bioware employee 2: i can hear them… i can hear the voices..
[FANS CRUSH INTO HIS HOUSE AND KIDNAP HIM]
[HIS SCREAMS ECHO DOWN THE PHONE]
Bioware employee 1: fuck………. thats like the 6th employee………..
reblog if bara
*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.