and i shall not be left to wander the drifting roads of the fade [thunder crashes] for there is no darkness nor death either in the maker’s light [internet cuts out repeatedly] and nothing that he has wrought shall be lost [barn doors fly open]

TREE BRANCHES FLYING TOWARD MY 120 YEAR OLD WINDOWS A METAPHOR FOR MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT

HELLO SUDDEN MASSIVE ELECTRIC STORM

meaningfulasiansoundingname:

i was tagged by the living personification of my url to post 5 things that i like about myself

1. rack

2. taste in eyewear

3. rack

4. i can make cute video game characters

5. rack

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

i want the millenium actress soundtrack to play on repeat in the background of my entire life

Party selection screen: Morrigan and Leliana.

(Source: lesbianmorrigan)

neria looks like she should be on a revlon ad

The Ralaferin clan is renowned throughout Thedas for former Keeper Gisharel’s willingness to share Dalish lore with non-elven scholars. Neria was born into the Ralaferin clan, and was chosen as Keeper Elindra’s apprentice. Trained from youth to defend and serve people, she takes great pride in her magic and her role as Elindra’s First. Now with the Inquisition as a Dalish emissary, Neria does all she can to see that the interests of the Dalish elves are not forgotten amidst the chaos.

(Source: cailantheirin)

ilovekatamari:

full house without michelle is so weird to me and not because it’s flawlessly edited to make it more sinister and funny but because modern video editing allows people to remove a character from a tv show completely without seams 

unphazedcat:

meine-winterbraut:

Very creative use of a magic mirror, Nana…

this some next level selfie game

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

cassandrapentaghast:

zevran and sten are literally paler than alistair and wynne i can’t believe this why is no one talking about this what the hell